Coffee Memes: The Ultimate Collection [40+ MEMES]

If you’re on this page it’s because you love the coffee and love the internet. Nowhere do both of those topics intersect more beautifully than in a meme. Able to adequately and humorously describe a particular situation absolutely perfectly, memes have become one of the fastest ways in which we share information.

So with that in mind, we’ve scoured the internet and put together a list of some of the best coffee memes and caffeine-packed lulz we could find.

funny coffee summoning meme
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How to Summon Me on A Monday Morning

Tears, blood, sweat, and lots of caffeine. Combine them and say the magic incantation to get me out of bed.

bulletproof fusion coffee meme
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Fusssssionnnnn – HA

Butter and coffee make for a super-saiyan strong cup of Joe.

when you have coffee for the first time
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So That’s Coffee

Ah coffee… I remember my first time. My parents always warned me that it would keep me awake at night, little did I know how strong the effects would be.

grumpy cat coffee meme
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Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had my Morning Coffee…

You ever have those days where you need at least three cups of coffee before you can even string together a couple of syllables? We call them weekdays…

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I’m Worried That If I Ever Give Up Coffee I’ll Take Up Murder

Yikes. Thank God for caffeine and its restraints!

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How Does Moses Make His Coffee? Hebrews It.

Proof that coffee is a miracle. Even Moses makes his coffee the old fashioned way.

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You’re Talking to Me Before I’ve Had my Coffee…

Some people enjoy taking risks, like speaking to someone before they’re ready to deal with the world and have had their first or fifth cup of coffee.

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A New Study Links Drinking More Coffee to a Longer Lifespan

If overpopulation wasn’t a problem it’s definitely going to be one now, especially as the number of coffee drinkers all over the world continues.

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All That Is Keeping Me From Killing You Is My Coffee

Coffee might be the only thing keeping a lot of people from going to jail sometimes.

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I Need Coffee… NOW

No explanation needed. We feel you, little guy.

Star wars coffee meme
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Help Me, Caffeine… You’re My Only Hope

Sorry they turned you into a coffee meme, Princess Leia

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The Coffee’s Done!

Praise the Lord, Jesus, Odin, Thor and every other known God in the universe – it’s coffee time!

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First I Drink the Coffee

Ah coffee, the precursor to doing… well, anything and everything.

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What Do You Mean There’s No Coffee?

Here’s Johnny… with the bad news. No coffee today!

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Coffee… Because Crack is Bad For You

Honestly why would anyone ever considering doing harder drugs when you can buy coffee at any grocery store worth its salt?

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How Coffee Makes Me Feel

Coffee, the great revivor. Bringing people back from the dead for the last two thousand years.

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I Drink a Ton of Water

Two litres a day keeps the doctor away!

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Coffee – I think It’s Kicking In

Sometimes it hits you hard.

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No Speaking

The first thirty minutes after waking should be quiet time by law… or at least until the first cup of coffee has been ingested.

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Do You Need Coffee?

The first algorithmic coffee meme on this list.

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Listen, Before I Had My Coffee…

Coffee, the drink with the power to take days from 0 to 100 almost instantly.

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Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things

Riding that shopping cart down the hill never seemed like such a great idea until after espressos.

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The First Sip…

There’s nothing as satisfying as that first sip of coffee to help you face the onslaught of a Monday Morning.

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The Benefits of Drinking Coffee

Honestly is there anything coffee can’t do?

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Coffee Doesn’t Ask Stupid Questions

Coffee is always there for you no matter what the situation.

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There’s a Time and a Place for Decaf Coffee

Trust people who order decaf about as far as you can sling a piano.

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I Don’t Drink Coffee to Wake Up

Whatever your reasons for waking up, coffee is always there for you.

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Not the Coffee!

Withholding coffee from someone who needs it amounts to abuse.

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They May Take Away My –

We will defend our coffee to the death!

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Coffee: Because Anger Management is too Expensive

Where needs therapy when a hot americano is waiting for you every morning?

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A Poem for Mornings

Roses are red.

Yearnings are silent.

Get me my coffee.

Or I might get violent.

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Still Not Enough

Can we get some bigger cups over here, please?

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When That First Cup of Coffee Touches Your Soul

Gentler than the caress of an angel.

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Decaf Coffee?

It’s like normal coffee but without the joy.

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Decaf – The Taste of Betrayal

Serve hot and to your enemies… and in-laws.

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Before Coffee – After Coffee

From the ugly duckling to beautiful swan in just one cup of pour over.

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Half the Day I Wonder

Can we not meet half way and just drink espresso martinis for lunch?

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How Do I Take my Coffee?

Coffee is no joke.

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A Day May Come

That day is far on the horizon.

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Coffee – I Need More Coffee!

Maybe the Grinch just always drank decaf?

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I Didn’t Choose the Mug Life

East side? West side? Mug side.

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Only One Cup Please

This should be the standard size on offer at all cafes.

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I Don’t Really Have a Plan

The only plan I have revolves around getting my morning coffee, after that I’m completely lost.

Martin Stokes
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Martin Stokes

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Martin Stokes hails from Johannesburg, South Africa. He enjoys writing about all manner of things and can quote lines from films like nobody’s business. He moved to Berlin in 2015 and is working tirelessly at broadening his repertoire of bad jokes.

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