If you’re on this page it’s because you love the coffee and love the internet. Nowhere do both of those topics intersect more beautifully than in a meme. Able to adequately and humorously describe a particular situation absolutely perfectly, memes have become one of the fastest ways in which we share information.
So with that in mind, we’ve scoured the internet and put together a list of some of the best coffee memes and caffeine-packed lulz we could find.
How to Summon Me on A Monday Morning
Tears, blood, sweat, and lots of caffeine.
Combine them and say the magic incantation to get me out of bed.
Fusssssionnnnn – HA
Butter and coffee make for a super-saiyan strong cup of Joe.
So That’s Coffee
Ah coffee… I remember my first time. My
parents always warned me that it would keep me awake at night, little did I
know how strong the effects would be.
Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had my Morning Coffee…
You ever have those days where you need at
least three cups of coffee before you can even string together a couple of
syllables? We call them weekdays…
I’m Worried That If I Ever Give Up Coffee I’ll Take Up Murder
Yikes. Thank God for caffeine and its restraints!
How Does Moses Make His Coffee? Hebrews It.
Proof that coffee is a miracle. Even Moses
makes his coffee the old fashioned way.
You’re Talking to Me Before I’ve Had my Coffee…
Some people enjoy taking risks, like speaking
to someone before they’re ready to deal with the world and have had their first
or fifth cup of coffee.
A New Study Links Drinking More Coffee to a Longer Lifespan
If overpopulation wasn’t a problem it’s
definitely going to be one now, especially as the number of coffee drinkers all
over the world continues.
All That Is Keeping Me From Killing You Is My Coffee
Coffee might be the only thing keeping a lot
of people from going to jail sometimes.
I Need Coffee… NOW
No explanation needed. We feel you, little
Help Me, Caffeine… You’re My Only Hope
Sorry they turned you into a coffee meme, Princess Leia
The Coffee’s Done!
Praise the Lord, Jesus, Odin, Thor and every
other known God in the universe – it’s coffee time!
First I Drink the Coffee
Ah coffee, the precursor to doing… well,
anything and everything.
What Do You Mean There’s No Coffee?
Here’s Johnny… with the bad news. No coffee
Coffee… Because Crack is Bad For You
Honestly why would anyone ever considering
doing harder drugs when you can buy coffee at any grocery store worth its salt?
How Coffee Makes Me Feel
Coffee, the great revivor. Bringing people
back from the dead for the last two thousand years.
I Drink a Ton of Water
Two litres a day keeps the doctor away!
Coffee – I think It’s Kicking In
Sometimes it hits you hard.
The first thirty minutes after waking should
be quiet time by law… or at least until the first cup of coffee has been
Do You Need Coffee?
The first algorithmic coffee meme on this list.
Listen, Before I Had My Coffee…
Coffee, the drink with the power to take days
from 0 to 100 almost instantly.
Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things
Riding that shopping cart down the hill never
seemed like such a great idea until after espressos.
The First Sip…
There’s nothing as satisfying as that first
sip of coffee to help you face the onslaught of a Monday Morning.
The Benefits of Drinking Coffee
Honestly is there anything coffee can’t do?
Coffee Doesn’t Ask Stupid Questions
Coffee is always there for you no matter what
There’s a Time and a Place for Decaf Coffee
Trust people who order decaf about as far as
you can sling a piano.
I Don’t Drink Coffee to Wake Up
Whatever your reasons for waking up, coffee is
always there for you.
Not the Coffee!
Withholding coffee from someone who needs it
amounts to abuse.
They May Take Away My –
We will defend our coffee to the death!
Coffee: Because Anger Management is too Expensive
Where needs therapy when a hot americano is
waiting for you every morning?
A Poem for Mornings
Roses are red.
Yearnings are silent.
Get me my coffee.
Or I might get violent.
Still Not Enough
Can we get some bigger cups over here, please?
When That First Cup of Coffee Touches Your Soul
Gentler than the caress of an angel.
It’s like normal coffee but without the joy.
Decaf – The Taste of Betrayal
Serve hot and to your enemies… and in-laws.
Before Coffee – After Coffee
From the ugly duckling to beautiful swan in
just one cup of pour over.
Half the Day I Wonder
Can we not meet half way and just drink
espresso martinis for lunch?
How Do I Take my Coffee?
Coffee is no joke.
A Day May Come
That day is far on the horizon.
Coffee – I Need More Coffee!
Maybe the Grinch just always drank decaf?
I Didn’t Choose the Mug Life
East side? West side? Mug side.
Only One Cup Please
This should be the standard size on offer at
I Don’t Really Have a Plan
The only plan I have revolves around getting my morning coffee, after that I’m completely lost.
Martin Stokes hails from Johannesburg, South Africa. He enjoys writing about all manner of things and can quote lines from films like nobody’s business. He moved to Berlin in 2015 and is working tirelessly at broadening his repertoire of bad jokes.